…and then his HEAD bounced out of the battlefield, and landed in the lap of the Baroness–AND HE KEPT ON FIGHTING!!
Now, if you laughed your head off at this accidental beheading, pick it back up, put it back on your shoulders–the right way, facing forward–and then fish out a nickel for the NickelAtATime skull-reattaching fund. Paypal it to email@example.com!
After all, you don’t want to violate any of those governmental safety regulations concerning how much caffeine has to be in your system before operating any form of brainpower, would you…?
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Your Nickel At A Time free* Latin lesson for the day.
Everyone knows Caesar’s famous line, “Veni, Vidi, Vici,” which means, “I came, I saw, I conquered,” or something equally pithy. Very few people remember what he said after his vacation in the Alps, “Veni, Vidi, Video,” which loosely translates to “I came, I saw, I shot pictures.”
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