END USER LICENSE AGREEMENT
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OTHER RIGHTS AND LIMITATONS
You may not reverse-engineer, decompile, decode, disassemble, psycho-analyze, or otherwise attempt to find hidden meanings between the lines of this joke. Unless, of course, you should happen to find some, and they are funny.
You may not translate this joke into Ancient Sumerian.
You may not forward this joke to anyone, except:
–anyone who is already in your address book
–anyone who might find this joke funny
–anyone who might, eventually, somehow, find their way into your address book.
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